What’s in a Name? #poem

One day he went mariah carey

And pulled an oj

We came in and found

What was left of the two of them

lizzie bordened all over the place

Everyone knew they had been

Pam and tommy leeing it all along

But we assumed he would just pull a hemingway

No one thought it would end like this

I can’t stop going all woody allen at the site of it

But she’s all clint eastwoody

It’s like Dracula binged and purged in here

I bet he walked in just as she was lewinskying him

I bet he already knew what had been going on

I bet he john pauled her

But seeing in person how she’d turned benedict arnold

Must have been too much to hillary clinton

But still, this was a complete buster douglas to us all.

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